EXT. SNOWY MOUNTAINSIDE - DAY. ANGLE ON: VERILE WARRIOR claws up a rocky mountainside, clad only in a loin cloth and baby oil. He is pelted by driving snow and apples, thrown at him by EVIL FLYING MONKEYS. He completes the final step, his journey complete. He raises his head to see the sandals of WISE MASTER.
VERILE WARRIOR's oily hand slips on the shale. He tumbles.
VERILE WARRIOR
NOOOOOOO!
AERIAL SHOT: Pull back on the mountain's scenic majesty as VERILE WARRIOR rolls down the side.
WISE MASTER(V.O.)
Yes, fellow warriors, the sale continues. And the sale must always continue! Until November 21, when the sale ends.
THE END?
ToW-Patrol,
Great news! Since you folks seem to enjoy a sale, we're augmenting THE FIVE SALES OF FALL with a couple more sales. True, our sale now has an unfortunate name (like poor Ben Dova), but we're sticking with it.